ei man, how's your brother doing? its pao from jeddah. guess you'd remember me having to trip on T and shit with jr during the days.

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*turns into cocaine n flies away*
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STORY OF TWO COWS


DUBAI SYSTEM:

You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a Cow City or Milk Town for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shaddy investors who hope to resale the nonexistent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract attention.

QATAR SYSTEM:

You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one realizes that cows can produce milk. You see what Dubai is going, you go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows boobs in the shortest time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.

SAUDI SYSTEM:

Since milking the cow involves nipples the gov't decides to ban all cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow in on one side of the curtain and the guy milking the cow on the other or to hire females and train to milk the cows ... the debate is still going on.

BAHRAIN SYSTEM:

You have two cows. Some high gov't official steals one, milks it, sells the milk and pockets the profit. The gov't tells you there is just one cow and not enough milk for the ppl. The ppl riot and scream death to the govt and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for 11 month, decide to employ ten Bahrainis to all milk the cow at the same time so cut back on unemployment.

LEBANON SYSTEM:

You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the Hizbollah.


AN EGYPTIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak!!!!


SOCIALISM:

You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.


COMMUNISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk


NAZISM:

You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.


AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.


A FRENCH CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.


A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.


A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have two cows. Both are mad.


AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. Everyone bows down.



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*turns into cocaine n flies away*
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*acts orangutan like*

(8)(8) Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo!
I wanna be like youuuuuu~~~
I wanna walk like yoU
Talk like y0U, tooo~~~
You'll see it's truue~~~
An ape like mee~~~
Can learn to be huuuuuuuuuumen tooooo~~~

( Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire

But I don't know how to make fire )

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me! (8)

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*turns into cocaine n flies away*
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and I found myself reading the same sentence over & over again, I found myself reading the same sentence over & over again, I found myself reading the same sentence over & over again, I found myself reading the same sentence over & over again, I found myself reading the same sentence over & over again, I found myself reading the same sentence over & over again. n then I relized... ..

'"rArr rArr rArr... ..
Ich bin tha schlechter Delphin, Bogen zu mir'
MuwahHahahahahaa!!!!!
*turns into cocaine n flies away*